- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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