- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to work today....

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

guess what>? your mum lol

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

I am quite mature.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Your mother just died.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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