It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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