- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car