hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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