- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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