- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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