- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

An Asian person drove home safely.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Your mums a potato

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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