Your gay

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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