Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Where's my baby??

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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