- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Boxing on Boxing Day

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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