- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What would u like to drink?

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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