- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

And you honored it I see :P

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