- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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