There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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im @ work, LOL.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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