What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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I love you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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