Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

This is not a joke.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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