- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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