- Anti Joke

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.