- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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