Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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WNBA

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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