What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

i like turtles

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

a black man did not eat chicken.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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