- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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