How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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