Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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