- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Camerons hair is Curly..

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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