What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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