Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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