What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Please don't shoot me

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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