- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Brain fart

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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