Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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