- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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