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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Im gay What about you

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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