- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

why did the man die? he was shot

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