- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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