In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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I'm so punny.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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