- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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