- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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