What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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