- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

2 black kids walk into school

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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