How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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