- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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