- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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