- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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