- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

I'm so punny.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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