- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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