What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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