- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

scraggle is in you pillow case

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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