A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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