Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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