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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

womans having rights.

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