Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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smell the vitamin C

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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