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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why girl die cancer

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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