- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

White NBA players.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

the economy.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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