- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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