- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

the economy.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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