- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

White men's rights

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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