- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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