- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guest what? Dog

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Your face is hilarious.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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