When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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