- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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