- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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