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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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