- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

you give like i give lomain

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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