- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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