- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

I'm so punny.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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