Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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