- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

A black person dies.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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