- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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