- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Neil is a reterd.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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