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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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