so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats green and lives in the water

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

pobody's nerfect

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

i hate non minorities!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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