Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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