- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

This is not a joke.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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