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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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