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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Christ is a conspiracy

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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