- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A paralysed man falls over.

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