- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Waffles ate my grandma

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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