so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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