- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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