- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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