A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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