- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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