What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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i had sex.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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