Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Your girlfriend.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A fat guy!

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Please ignore this statement.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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