What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Sarah Palin

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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