- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

whats green and lives in the water

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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